Fullmetal Alchemist, babieh ,O

Me: "THINK FAST-"
*throws a small, tiny object in your general direction*
You: "...-The hell is this!?"
*looks down into hand while you hear little screeching noises from the object*
You: "HOLY CRAP- You're trying to blow me up with this bomb, aren't you!?"
Me: *looks at you with bewilderment* "OF COURSE NOT YA SILLY DUCK!"
You: "Uh-huh...sure..." *lift hand to throw object away when you get bit*
*looks down again*
Me: "THAT, my friend, is a VERY MUCH pissed off Edward Elric."
You: ".....*holding thumb*.....WHAT DID YOU DO!?"
Me: "I called him small."